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Tag Archives: Spank
Early morning ritual always ends in making love
(One of occasional extracts from my novel Spank: The Improbable Adventures of George Aloysius Brown) Pem Surjani settles over her husband’s knee with a small sigh of satisfaction. There is no hurry. He will keep her waiting. He always does. Time is on her side now. He places one hand on the small of […]
All Aboard, Mind The Gap
My friend, who wishes to remain anonymous, is the founder and first minister of a new religion, which she calls transportism, or possibly transportianity, she’s not sure yet. Perhaps she is awaiting divine intervention. Her epiphany came during a late night journey home from Pimlico to Blackheath involving the London Underground and two changes of […]
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Tagged as: Alan Daniels, Boris Bus, Boris Johnson, miracles, Religion, Spank, Transport God
Why Hamlet is in need of an upgrade
I am proud to report that out of hundreds of entries, I received an honourable mention in the CBC’s Shakespeare Selfie Challenge. The challenge was to write a soliloquy for a Shakespeare character set in modern times. But firstly, my congratulations to the winner of the contest, Ruth Daniell for her poem Ophelia, Attending a […]
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Tagged as: Canada Writes, CBC, CBC Books, erotica, Hamlet, Ophelia, Ruth Daniell, Shakespeare, Shakespeare Selfie Challenge, Spank
Bending over backwards
In the latest case of life imitating art, Britain’s civil servants have been told to stop using meaningless jargon that only confuses people about what the Government is doing. While it may serve the public interest, no doubt the writers of such classics as Yes, Minister, and In the Thick of It will feel all […]
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Tagged as: Alan Daniels, bureaucracy, civil servants, civil service, George Aloysius Brown, government, In the Thick of It, life imitates art, policy, policy making, Putney, Spank, Whitehall, Yes Minister
Erotic Review, Reviews!
Honoured to be gracing the virtual pages of Erotic Review. Please stop by and read the review here.
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Tagged as: Alan Daniels, book review, Erotic review, John D. Michaelis, Spank, Spanking good read
Of statues and symphonies…
I have taken my show on the road, to Great Britain, land of my birth. I am spending the summer in Pimlico, in the City of Westminster, once home to Winston Churchill and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, among others. At Orange Square on the Pimlico Road, not far from the house where he wrote his first […]
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Tagged as: Alan Daniels, bowlers, Churchill, dominance, England, erotic, ertoica\, George Aloysius Brown, GQ, Great Britain, Houses of parliament, magazine, Mozart, novel, Pimlico, Spank, submission, symphony, travel, violin
Why I’m looking for a miracle
Those of us who have made a living from writing—in my case for over fifty years—probably look at the craft a little differently from others. It’s usually been a matter of survival for us, rather than of luxury. A case of writer’s block for us means that we won’t be paying the rent or putting […]
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Tagged as: Alan Daniels, humour, miracle, profession, prose, sequel, Spank, spanking, writer's block, writing
And now, let us join together in song
Spank features the joy of spanking as foreplay. And, as a daily newspaper recently pointed out, “the reader begins to understand it, perhaps embrace it, and possibly want to try it.” Oh dear. Do try to restrain yourselves out there. However, in a week that has elected a new Pope, perhaps we should turn our […]
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Tagged as: Alan Daniels, anthem, Hubert Parry, newspaper, novel, Pope, reading, shower singing, singing, Spank, Vancouver Sun, wikipedia, William Blake, writing
A tweet that’s poetry to my ears
I think that I shall never find A tweet more sweetly writ than thine So thank you Reviewers from my heart Succinct and to the point thou art The heroine of my first novel is a poet; Catherine likes to preface each segment of her story with a stanza or two of her own verse. […]
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Tagged as: 140 characters, @pentametron, @spankthenovel, Alan Daniels, algorithm, art forms, poetry, prose, reviews, Spank, tweet, twitter, twittersphere, writing
