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A bottom is bared for Catherine de Medici – a report by Fly on the Wall

(Being an occasional excerpt from  Spank: The Improbable Adventures of George Aloysius Brown)   By Fly on the Wall Now the evening’s entertainment proceeds to its historic conclusion. From among the serving wenches one is chosen by popular acclaim and indeed, through the perspective of four thousand lenses all of which have been evaluating the contenders, […]

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How poetry gets Catherine primed for a spanking

(Being an occasional excerpt from my novel Spank: The Improbable Adventures of George Aloysius Brown, in which Catherine goes punting on the River Cam) We have found ourselves in a grassy clearing secluded by mulberry bushes and elm trees where we lay out our blanket, the gentle swell of the river at our feet. It […]

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Early morning ritual always ends in making love

  (One of occasional extracts from my novel Spank: The Improbable Adventures of George Aloysius Brown) Pem Surjani settles over her husband’s knee with a small sigh of satisfaction. There is no hurry. He will keep her waiting. He always does. Time is on her side now. He places one hand on the small of […]

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Catherine gets into position

    The seventh of occasional excerpts from my novel A coal burning fireplace in the wall opposite the windows cast a flickering glow on the Persian rug before it. A large glass-topped desk occupied the center of the room and behind it, the headmaster’s hard backed chair. Slowly and deliberately he took the chair […]

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Catherine visits her lover (part 2)

(Being the fifth of occasional extracts from my novel)   It’s my turn to lead. I play with him, teasing him, letting the excitement build slowly. I am the hunter. He is the prey. He lies on his back and closes his eyes as my fingers prowl his body. I kneel at his side, running […]

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Sorry mate, the Jesus guy got the toast

COSTA RICA – The reporter in me is constantly challenged by Twitter’s 140-character format. I feel like a limbo dancer as  the pole gets lower and lower. How much can be said in so few words? For example: can you write a travelog in fewer words than appear on a jar of marmalade? Let’s give […]

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It’s nice to be naughty, says Santa

With apologies (again) to Clement Clarke Moore Twas the night before Christmas And all through the ‘hood Nothing was stirring,  or  nobody could; Stockings were hung by the chimney with care In the hope that x- toys soon would be there; And the  naughty were nestled all snug in their beds Engaged in activities best left […]

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